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This thing they call love. [28 Feb 2007|01:22am]
[ mood | loved ]

I am devoted.
It's like I want everyone to know I am his alone.
Feels really good.

anyone who has a problem with that can gladly screw off inside their own hand.

Sitting here like the nerd I am searching for short comicbook boxes. Hm, 30 bucks for 5 is a damn ripoff.

Finally got the energy to go clean up my room & sort through a few things. Huzzah. Now if I could only get just a BIT more to sort/edit/post new art and photos.

hmhmhm. we shall see.

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PRACTICE [21 Oct 2006|10:55pm]
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PEZ BIRTHDAY DOOM. [13 Jun 2006|04:14am]
[ mood | amused ]

(GAH. I am 20 ; ;)

now...where's my cake & presents >:E

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"You're one year older, one year wiser,
Rock 'n roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser.
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake,
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great.
You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the p-i-e,
But first blow out the candles and make a wish.
Put a smile on, cuz it's your birthday, bitch!"
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The trouble with life is... [07 Jun 2006|04:39pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

My birthday is coming and with this age complex I have it's like some horrid nightmare I can't stop from devouring me.

Sometimes I wish I didn't know anyone and they didn't know me. at all. A total refresh of existance. Just to calm my paranoid fear of social outings and interactions with human beings.

I am just about sick of my family and certain individuals rambling about work and the like...examples:

"Danni get a job, what are you going to do about a job? Are you looking? Have you filled out applications? What about your future Danielle? Dont you wanna goto college and make something of yourself and be a big bad businesswolf who can hide behind their money and greed? Can't you just throw away your silly passions and sink into the crowd of governmental clones too scared to think for themselves to be happy? DANIELLE WHY ARE YOU SO WORTHLESS WHY DONT YOU JUST STOP HOLDING ONTO HOPE FOR A CONTENT LIVE IN THE MOMENT FEEL THE SUNSHINE EXISTANCE AND GIVE IN MAKE YOURSELF MISERABLE BECAUSE ITS HOW IT WAS WHEN I GREW UP" *huffs and spits*

I got some news for you jackholes, jobs do not make you a wonderful human being, college doesnt make you all powerful and knowing, and work comes and goes it is not perminant unless your stuck in a fucking rut and need the cash. How about I only take the filthy corperate layouts when Im desprate for green and stick with trying to find my way into doing what I love. SORRY YOU FAILED AND GAVE UP?!?! Not my issue.

Also, Internet you are not helping just getting in the way >:E

P.s. My birthday in a week. I will be 20. This is the apocolypse. Boo.

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random thought #1 [04 May 2006|02:24pm]
[ mood | sick ]

I wish like
you had a health meter
told you exactly what was wrong with you
so you were like
cool okay Ill fix it
because right now
I feel pretty damn gross
and it sucks
I cannot pay the doctor
with panties
and that is sad
so fix it
I will give you
many fullfillments of
explosive devices.


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[24 Mar 2006|04:54pm]

"But you...
you write
such pretty words
But life's no storybook
Love's an excuse to get hurt
and to hurt

Do you like to hurt?
I do, I do
then hurt me..
then hurt me...
then hurt me..."

<3 <3 <3

My what a big ego you have... [04 Feb 2006|10:22am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Leave it up to my imagination to scare the shit out of me while Im asleep. First it was a nightmare about being shot, then it was one about a snake(cobra,big venomous son of a bitch) biting me in the face ,then the most recent one was I was pregnant and it was so vivid I woke up in a sweat about to cry. HORRID. I guess that's what I get for eating so much before going to bed but DAMN. come on what happened to those good dreams, like the ones about sexings and candy? mwah.


Hm, You know what is uber lame. Sexual Predators. Pissing me off. These old men think they can just waltz up and around and try sweettalking some young girl/boy into their pants. What the hell? I want to go bash their fricking faces in!!! Not alot pisses me off but it's one of those pet peeves, yanno? Sure sure you all joke but I'm talking about serious sleazy weirdness some guys think they can get away with. Last night some nasty man at a autoshop tried talking dirty to Heather and there's a frickin' pedophile asshole from my past is back to try and get some from me here in Columbus and it's like WHAT THE HELL FUCK OFF OKAY??? Sometime's police just arn't enough to teach them No.

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There, that about sum's it all up <3 -breathes deep and drink's some tea-

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You got a real perty mouth... [29 Jan 2006|09:50am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

This is my typical day online(Oh girl, I'm so horny please come on and help me. Send NUDES! Oh dont be like that I will get blue balls and DIE. What can we do to help me get off? I need sex!

{Insert my screen name}: Oh well do I have the perfect remedy for that!

see now you sometimes feel aroused and thats okay but the thing to do is you either take your right or left hand, yeah see those things you type with? yeah take one of those and slowely wrap it around and stroke or rub your penis, whichever feels best, and if you do it long enough you orgasm and can resume normal living.

Isnt that amazing?

The moral of this story: I ain't not your call girl beetch's :p

p.s. OFF TO MAKE GIFT'S FOR TEH FAMILY -try's to fly and fall's out window- (oops)

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[20 Jan 2006|11:54am]
[ mood | predatory ]

ARGH, my grandma is being horrible again. I was trying to tell her about my trip(from earlier this week to Smeg's house I was all excited) and she just kept interrupting to pick on me about how she think's I don't have enough friend's or how I needed to get another job, and it was just so frustrating because when someone is trying to explain and tell something they were happy about or whatever your spossed to, oh I don't know, FRICKIN SHUT UP AND LISTEN. Dammit, that's so irritating. Also, she keep's bringing up this rant on how Heather is going to run off with Chadand leave me and I will never make it in life wtf? random. She's like upset about how I am I suppose like I dissapoint her. Half of me want's to yell about how she pissed me off and such and badmouth, but the other nicer more patient half figure's she is older and probably just can't understand where I'm coming from so she doesn't think it's that important. Still, that is pretty stupid arg.

Anywhoo, So, as of lately Ive discovered that I enjoy sewing things. I don't know if it's because of the shiny needle or the fact I am fixing something that has been broken. Odd but relaxing.

On a lighter note: these Edy's ice cream snack's are DAMN yummy <3-shoves whole box in mouth- NOMNOM. Oooh and O.C. is on tonight -happy dance- NOW I FLEE TO THE HILLS. um no. AHUUURRR.

Ramen is good.

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some sort of illogical mess. [14 Jan 2006|10:54am]
[ mood | contemplative ]

so, I have been thinking very logically lately(along with a bit of spiritual dabbling),and if for every % birth's there is % death's that mean's someone dies each time somone is born. If that is true, people either need to stop procreating or slow it down.I mean come on people have some consideration for other people,those people NEED to live and I'm sure a life that hasn't even begun yet can wait a few more years.Would it be the death of a person for a certain reason or would god just choose randomly? Also, what about mistake birth's? Would they still cause a death? That isn't fair.

Then again life was never made to be fair I suppose, both are pretty intense.

I guess I'm not even looking for an answer, just throwing out idea's but I'd love to hear any opinions or thought's.

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It can't be happening. [12 Jan 2006|04:16pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]

"That there
That’s not me
I go
Where I please
I walk through walls
I float down the liffey
I’m not here
This isn’t happening
I’m not here
I’m not here

In a little while
I’ll be gone
The moment’s already passed
Yeah it’s gone
And I’m not here
This isn’t happening
I’m not here
I’m not here

Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes
I’m not here
This isn’t happening
I’m not here
I’m not here"

I listened to this song for about a week after my mother passed...it seemed to say volume's.

I am so sorry Ed... I am so so sorry about what happened and I know she is somewhere better without pain or sorrow now...thank you for calling me and we will get through this, I love you.
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Schlagen Sie Ihr Weibchen auf [11 Jan 2006|02:35pm]
[ mood | devious ]

The most amazing thing happened the other day. So, I'm sitting at this intersection with my grandmother where it's across the street from a huge mall and surrounded by tons of estabishments and such, anyway we were talking and suddenly out of no where this huge deer come's running right through the road. It got slightly hit by a car in front of us(knocking off the person's left rearview mirror) and all I could think was Oh my god please don't be dead ,about to cry. I look up and see it flip over and is up and running again,the poor thing was trying to get away from the loud noise and car's but had itself caught right in the middle geez, ran right past our car and over by the Target then toward's the freeway. It was just so random and surreal, it made me sick about a half hour after from thinking it might be dead, crazyness. It just show's how wonderfully random (and scary) life can be.

Anywhoo, spent most of the day playing with my new scanner uploading most my old art and scribbles from my old job's. HOYEH. Also trying to clear out my Devart page from the old shitty junkart, ew. Speaking of job's I left the gayass Disney store and back to wandering to another unfullfilling mindless place of employment (whoever wishes to hire) Interviews = boo.

Watched High Tension tonight. GOD THAT MOVIE IS SO GOOD! I creamed myself several times *purr*

annnnnd it's time for pr0n's *fap fap fap* Ooooh that's niiiiice *shifty eyes*

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nolstalgia kisses... [07 Jan 2006|12:31pm]
[ mood | loved ]

I had a lovely day and there's nothing you can do to change that : p

random me-me'sCollapse )

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ADURR. [04 Jan 2006|03:07pm]
[ mood | hyper ]

love is a four letter word and hate is a four letter word so when you add them your get an eight letter word....BULLSHIT.

See how smart we can be at 3am. I am teh WINNAR!!! Where's all teh good pr0ns >:E

New S/N:the leaky vadge

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O M F G U GUYZ [01 Jan 2006|12:01am]
[ mood | crazy ]

(I know this is totally unlike me but since tonight was awesome...)



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RAGADARAGADARAGAAAADA! [30 Dec 2005|01:56pm]
[ mood | sick ]

What did Pez get for X-mas?:

-giant vibrating dildo (thanks Smeggz >:D)
-The Devil's Reject poster
-Corpse Bride hoodie
-Radiohead-"Amnesiac" cd
-Invader Zim Gaz figure
-Victoria Secret plush("sexy little bear", mwaha)
-Le' drawing pens
-Godiva dark rasberry chocolate's, mmmm
-Kung Fu Hustle dvd
-Silent Bob Speaks/Diary/Degrassi 411 books
-Hot Topic/Barnes and Noble certificates
-huge furry leopard comferter
-new sexy scanner (hoyeh)
-huge leopard framed picture
all from the above entry <3

So all in all it was a pretty kickass holiday. Yarr.

What did you people's get? Any funny/horrid stories to share?

...then again I could just read your LJ's (DURRHURR)

p.s. arrrg, FRICK Im sick as hell with yet another head cold. >:C this sucks.

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Swikkeds Holiday Bitches! [25 Dec 2005|01:38pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

Pez wants for X-mas :
-A Smeggerz to snuggle <3
-nice family get together with no fighting
-Heather-chans over for cookies
-My Mom to come back...(but since that can't happen I'd like remembrence of her)
-motivation to draw/write better stuff (NO MORE ART BLOCK ARR)
-Nom Noms crimmus FOOOOOD -slobber-

Have a wonderful ChristmaHannuKwanzika and Winter Solstice!!!

(Diversity is swikked cool \m/)

P.s. sorry if my card's arrive late I am le' procrastinator,Yarr.
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Penis in Ihrem Auge! [23 Dec 2005|03:48pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

So, Heather came over randomly the other night (MMYEH) We drove around aimlessly to the car wash, Wafflehouse and Wal-Mart (ushual hangout's \m/) Dammit the whole night consisted of lameass jokes and us laughing until we were about to piss ourselves (cleanupinisle5) ahah. Wal-Mart was interesting,wandered around the store grabbing idle things we wished we could afford. Heather found The Exorcism of Emily Rose on dvd and couldn't put the damn thing down till she bought it, hah. Went home around 3am and read oldass notes I had found from highschool we wrote each other, dammit that is some of the funniest shite I have ever experienced. One day we are eventually going to scrapbook those and all our old scribblings together and publish that bs. Not that anyone really caaaareeees but yeeeah. >:P

So X-mas is rapidly sneaking up like a ninja stealing gummybears. Um WHATTHEHELL? haha this is what I get for staying up till 5am and getting 6 hours of sleep a night boo. YEY CHRIMMUS WITH THE PRESENTS AND THE HAPPY JESUS AND THE YUMMY FOOD. excitements -bounce- Still gotta send out cards though ; ; ohcrap. There gunne be late ahh I'm sorry.

HI SMEGGERZ!!!! <3 -random spazzm's-


Gehirn wird in 3...2...1 Ach nein! explodieren. frick Zeit für sleepins. Haben Sie einen guten nacht.

(Hurr oh what does eet say? CURSE GERMAN DANNI!)

P.s. Quotes of the night :

-insert thick hickbilly accent-" fuck books, fuck music, fuck movies....video games is where it's at!" -Zee-

"I only want one chocolate, if you give me more than one chocolate I will shove it up your ass mah friend. I will come bomb your Tim Horten's with the one chocolate up your ass. ASS CHOCOLATE. You die from not giving me JUST one chocolate!" (reffering to tim horten's doughnut run, ahah) -Me and Zee-
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curiouser and curiouser... [15 Dec 2005|05:08pm]
[ mood | indifferent ]

I want to hear her,touch her, watch her, hell even smell and taste her just to know what all the fuss is about.To see what infatuates them with her.

but all I am given from each are a a few fucking pictures and a name.

I'd hardly call that fair.

then again, if I did see her up close and out, my tounge might get bitten off and my eyes might explode from my skull. Some thing's are better unknown si? si.

... Oh these female's entice me so.

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