A is for age: 19
B is for booze: nein >:E
C is for career: comic artist-writer/biomechanic somethingorother
D is for dad's name: Micheal
E is for essential items to bring to a party: Bitchin' style and a PIMP ass attitude.
F is for favorite song at the moment: "true love"-ThouShaltNot
G is for girlfriend: Heather is mah beeeeetch, heh
H is for hometown: Columbus,OH
I is for instruments you play: Geetar/skin flute, ahurr
J is for jam or jelly you like: strawberry jam (NOMNOM)
K is for kids: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE? -shivvers in corner-
L is for living arrangements: with grandparents
M is for mom's name: Kimberly
N is for name of your best friend: Heather G.(Zee)
O is for overnight hospital stays: One time 7 year's for seizure's ; ;
P is for phobias: Needle's and Pregnant anything
Q is for quote you like: "I'mma slap some bacon upside your head and fuck you in the eye...bacon eye fucker"
R is for relationship that lasted longest: Heather and Moi (you never said it had to be a boy >:D)
S is for sexual position: doggystyle + missionary
U is for unique trait: drawing comics + I'm pretty random (funny?) (humping inanamate objects)
V is for vegetable you love: CORN!
W is for worst trait: indecisive/un-motivated
X is for x-rays you've had: head for seizures and 5,000,000 for mah teeth (used to have braces as a child)
Y is for yummy food you make: I...can make...cookies,eggs, and ramen noodles. Those don't count, lol.
Z is for zodiac sign: gemini (bi-polar crazyass hah)
First job: McDonald's (siiick)
First screen name: Joa129 ahhhh wow loooooong ago Compuserve. 1997
First funeral: my mom...(2005)
First pet: a shitszu named Keesha (14years)
First piercing: nein yet
First tattoo: nein yet
First credit card: U.S. bank card and I can't seem to keep money IN the bank ; ;
First kiss: uhh woah, when I was 7 from this neighbor boy I was best friends with named Jordan.
First enemy: frick, neighborhood bully named Mandy that same year
First favorite musical artist: UHHHHH, crapIunno too many to remember(backstreetboys ahhhhh).
Last car ride: with grandma home from Blockbuster
Last kiss: Smeggz
Last movie watched: The Brother's Grimm
Last beverage drank: protein smoothie
Last food consumed: Taco-Taco-Taco-Beeeeell
Last phone call: >_o call from Bed Bath & Beyond about an interview.
Last time showered: 3 hours ago
Last CD played: random mix cd's I play until my ear's bleed
Last website visited: Myspace because it's online crack .